i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
this lion really got eyelashes
liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work
Opposite of walking into a glass door.
i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS
|— Sara Eckel, This is Why You’re Still Single (It’s Not Why You Think) (via internetexplorers)|
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
ill probably survive any sort of end-of-world scenario not out of any desire to live .. just out of stubbornness and a generally bad attitude
me every time i eat tbh
One of my favorite twitter exchanges