darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

fall1997:

liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them.

I’m always incredibly appropriate. In high school, I was voted most appropriate.

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

javariscrittenton:

ill probably survive any sort of end-of-world scenario not out of any desire to live .. just out of stubbornness and a generally bad attitude

n-ul:

me every time i eat tbh

me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

How to college:

  • drink coffee
  • cry